Monday, June 1, 2009

Sketch 76: Frankenstein's Monster, a Nazi, a Samurai, and Thing (from Adams Family) Walk Into a Bar....

Frankenstein's Monster got as drunk as a skunk,
His tolerance much weaker than his undead funk.

The nazi was stuck outside in the dark,
For he had 3 panzers and no place to park.

Thing had eyes for the stoic samurai,
He ordered some sake and rested on dude's thigh.

But the samurai diced him with moves swift and bold,
'Cause he enjoyed his sake unfiltered and cold.

Duh.

- Bunker, out.

3 comments:

Josholland said...

cold nigori all the way.

Dave Crosland said...

You KNOW it. Why's Thing gotta front?

Lunchbox said...

I loved it until the Thing was "diced"...
Who's frontin', Dave?!
I ask you...

Sweet ass sketch, tho.