Flava Flav, what have you done NOW?!?

Holy bucket-o-chicken! Has anyone besides me seen Flava Flav's new sitcom, "Under One Roof"? Imagine "Fresh Prince of Bel Air," minus The Fresh Prince. Now, replace said Prince with an ex-convict, played by Flav. Then add more ill-bent racial humor than Archie Bunker's Greatest Hits and Mark Fuhrman's poetry journal combined.

And that, my friends, is just the tip of the iceberg. You really do have to see it to believe it. It's almost as if the Tracy Jordan character (by Tracy Morgan) on 30 Rock magically jumped out of the television, possessed the body of Flava Flav, then jumped back into the television to claim his own sitcom. Does that make any sense? Am I on crazy pills?!

I was pretty sure Flava Flav couldn't possibly do more to damage the image of black men in America. Boy, was I wrong. And damn, am I hooked.

Yeeeeah boyeeeeee!!!
-Bunker, out.